Relationship Quotes

"'Cause you know I love the players, and you love the game."

"'Cause you're hot then you're cold…"

"A guy like you should wear a warning."

"A lion does not ask permission before he eats a zebra."

"A little bit of Monica in my life..."

"A Swiss watch or a woman from anywhere."

"All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."

"And in the morning...I'm making waffles!"

"And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet.""

"Baby, you're the greatest."

"Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne! Worms!"

"Blood is thicker than water."

"Buongiorno, principessa!"

"But rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for."

"Bye, Felicia."

"Can you pay my bills?"

"Cause I can't make you love me if you don't."

"Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed."

"Come on, come on, do the locomotion with me."

"Come up and see me sometime."

"Come with me if you want to live."

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

"Don't worry. We can walk to the curb from here."

"E.T. phone home."

"Earn this. Earn it."

"Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"Everyone keeps saying that. It must be a conspiracy."

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

"Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance."

"Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night."

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!"

"Get out!"

"Get ur freak on."

"Giggity giggity"

"Go home, Roger"

"Go, shawty. It's your birthday."

"God speed your love to me."

"Got a long list of ex-lovers; they'll tell you I'm insane."

"Have a good life."

"Have fun storming the castle!"

"Have mercy."

"Have the lambs stopped screaming?"

"He's leavin'… on that midnight train to Georgia."

"Hello, Clarice."

"Hello, gorgeous."

"Hello, Newman."

"Here's Johnny!"

"Here's looking at you, kid."

"Hey, brother."

"Hey, lady!"

"Hi-di-ho, neighbor!"

"Hi-yo, Silver!"

"Hoke, you're my best friend."

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza."

"Hoo-ah!"

"How do you like them apples?"

"I am definitely a mad man with a box."

"I am your number one fan."

"I can't help falling in love with you."

"I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home."

"I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, as long as you love me"

"I don't even want a boyfriend."

"I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems."

"I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."

"I don't want no scrub."

"I drove all night to get to you."

"I feel so close to you right now, it's a force field."

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

"I got all the riches, baby, one man can claim"

"I guess maybe I've even loved you before I saw you."

"I had a great evening; it was like the Nuremberg Trials."

"I had to go see about a girl."

"I have been starved out, felt up, teased, stalked, threatened, and called Taylor Swift."

"I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?"

"I hope you don't mind that I put down in words…"

"I just can't get you outta my head."

"I kissed a girl, and I liked it."

"I know who I want to take me home"

"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

"I love his Cinema Italiano."

"I love lamp."

"I love that woman. I love her more than sharks love blood."

"I love you more than a wasp can sting."

"I love you only because it's you the one I love"

"I need to know that I'm being heard."

"I set fire to the rain."

"I think of myself as a man."

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"I used to love doggy chow."

"I want the fairy tale."

"I want to go to there."

"I was born a poor black child."

"I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake."

"I was thrown out of NYU my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final […] I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

"I won't be ignored, Dan!"

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world."

"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."

"I'll have what she's having."

"I'll meet you at the place near the thing where we went that time."

"I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away."

"I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world."

"I'm a genie in a bottle, baby."

"I'm a mog—half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

"I'm a monster!"

"I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her."

"I'm as mad as hell!"

"I'm everything I am because you loved me."

"I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown?"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"

"I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you."

"I'm Larry, this is my brother, Darryl, and this is my other brother, Darryl."

"I'm not interested in caring about people."

"I've got a blank space, baby, and I'll write your name."

"If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you."

"If the world would stop indulging wars and famines and other perils, it would be possible for human beings to embarrass each other to death."

"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best"

"If you change your mind, I'm the first in line. Honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me."

"If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation."

"If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it."

"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends."

"If you're a prince, there's hope for every ape in Africa."

"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

"In sleep, he sang to me. In dreams, he came. That voice which calls to me and speaks my name."

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

"Islands in the stream, that is what we are."

"It don't matter if you're black or white."

"It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

"It's a nice day for a white wedding."

"It's amazing, Molly. The love inside, you take it with you."

"It's amazing. You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death."

"It's not a tumor!"

"It's not the men in your life that counts. It's the life in your men."

"It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage."

"It's October 3rd."

"Keep me hangin' on."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"Kid, the next time I say, "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," let's go someplace like Bolivia."

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try."

"Killing me softly…"

"Kiss my hot lips."

"La-di-da."

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Let the wild rumpus start!"

"Let's get it on."

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

"Long walks at night—that's what good for the soul"

"Look at the stars, look how they shine for you."

"Love fades away. But things...things are forever."

"Love is a battlefield."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"Makes me that much stronger"

"Mamma mia, here I go again. My, my, how can I resist you?"

"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

"Match me, Sidney."

"May the Force be with you."

"Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time."

"Me, Tarzan. You, Jane."

"Mr. Christian!"

"My biological clock is ticking like this."

"My love for you will still be strong after the boys of summer have gone."

"My mama told me, "You better shop around.""

"Nanu nanu."

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

"Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half."

"No soup for you!"

"No wire hangers!"

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"Norm!"

"Now cut that out!"

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!"

"Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars."

"Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind."

"Pardon the egg salad stains, but I'm in love."

"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young."

"Play it again, Sam."

"Play it, Sam."

"Pour some sugar on me."

"POW, right in the kisser!"

"Pretty woman, give your smile to me."

"Pretty young thing"

"Private eyes. They're watching you. They see your every move."

"Run, Forrest, run!"

"Say you'll share with me one love, one lifetime."

"Serenity now!"

"She's my person."

"Snap out of it!"

"So you wanna play with magic?"

"Some say love, it is a hunger, an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower and you its only seed."

"Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me."

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it."

"Sookie."

"Stifle."

"Sweet Caroline! Ba, ba, ba!"

"That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, Homeskillet."

"That's a dealbreaker!"

"That's the way love goes."

"That's what she said."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

"The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man."

"The richest man in town."

"The tribe has spoken."

"There are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."

"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando."

"There's no crying in baseball!"

"There's no place like home."

"There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind."

"These go to 11."

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

"This is no dream! This is really happening!"

"This is the people's war!"

"This one time, at band camp…"

"This thing called love, I just can't handle it."

"To infinity and beyond!"

"Tonight I can write the saddest lines"

"Under the boardwalk, down by the sea..."

"Vould you like to have a roll in ze hay?"

"Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you."

"We all need somebody to lean on."

"We are never ever ever getting back together."

"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful what we pretend to be."

"We belong dead."