Context

This line is from the song "Whenever, Wherever," sung by Shakira, from her album Laundry Service. It was written by Shakira, Gloria Estefan, and Tim Mitchell (2001).

Love knows no boundaries. But there's that whole geography thing, right?

Well Shakira doesn't care and she will travel across the world "whenever, wherever" just to be with her boyfriend. If that means wallowing through mud or belly dancing her way across the desert while outrunning a stampede of wild horses, well… go for it, girlfriend! Shakira is a woman in love.

When her hit single of the same name was released, the inspiration behind the song was her then-fiancé, Antonio de la Rua. But after 11 years, the couple split and Shakira is now globetrotting after soccer hottie Gerard Pique—with two kids in tow.

Where you've heard it

From your parents. They've probably told you that you need to answer their phone calls whenever, wherever. And most likely you've also heard your BFF tell you the same thing, but in a slightly less threatening tone.

Additional Notable References:

• Diana Ross: different song, same message, but no Latin flair.
• Pig Latin or the actual lyrics?
• A MADtv spoof.
• A piano man tickles the ivories. 
• Zumba, anyone?

Pretentious Factor

If you were to drop this quote at a dinner party, would you get an in-unison "awww" or would everyone roll their eyes and never invite you back? Here it is, on a scale of 1-10.

Dropping Shakira's words of wisdom won't ever be too pretentious, but don't wimp out with just whenever, wherever. Show off your total commitment to someone or something—whenever, wherever, whatever.