- Billy has an orgasm, thus doing his part to produce his son, Robert. Of course, according to the Tralfamadorians, Robert has seven parents.
- Billy is rich now: because he has married a girl no one else would marry, his father-in-law has given him a new Buick and has made him the manager of his Ilium Optometry office.
- Billy's mother says that the Pilgrim family is moving up in the world.