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"Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black."Source: My Life and Work (1923) | Author: Henry Ford
"Errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous."Source: A Treatise of Human Nature | Author: David Hume
"Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock!"Source: "Jailhouse Rock" | Speaker: Elvis Presley
"He ain't no drag—Papa's got a brand new bag."Source: Papa's Got a Brand New Bag | Speaker: James Brown
"I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!"Source: Pride and Prejudice | Author: Jane Austen
"I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox."Source: Green Eggs and Ham | Author: Dr. Seuss
"If you think Mick Jagger will be out there trying to be a rock star at age 50, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken."Source: Almost Famous | Speaker: Dennis Hope
"It's better to look at the sky than live there."Source: Breakfast at Tiffany's | Author: Truman Capote
"Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing."Source: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest | Author: Ken Kesey
"So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, Go throw your TV set away"Source: Television | Author: Roald Dahl
"The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day."Source: The Cat in the Hat | Author: Dr. Seuss