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Funny Quotes

Get the deets on all the quotes and one-liners that made you snort laugh. Click on any funny quote below to see it in context and find out where it falls on Shmoop's pretentious scale. We'll give you details on who said it, when they said it, and in some cases, why on earth they thought it was okay to say it.