Andre
- Meanwhile, Andre's still crazy hot for Jenna.
- On the plus side, Jenna's good in bed.
- On the minus side, she drinks way too much and wears too little clothing in public.
- It's the first Saturday in March, and they're going to the Ultimate Rush Thrill Park at the Grand Sierra Resort to ride bumper cars and play miniature golf—or so he thinks.
- When he goes to pick her up, she's wearing short-shorts, a low-cut sweater, and a push-up bra.
- Turns out the park has thrill rides, and when they pull into the parking lot, they sees people doing the slingshot bungee-jump thing—Jenna's all about the bungee.
- But first, she pulls a flask of cinnamon schnapps out of her purse, drinks some, and offers it to Andre.
- He drinks and feels sick to his stomach.
- They decide to get some burgers at Johnny Rockets before bungee jumping (great idea, guys), and as they walk into the restaurant, he realizes Jenna's already drunk.
- After lunch, Andre pays fifty bucks to do the bungee jump. The chapter ends with them being strapped into the slingshot cage.