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Always know the rules and protocols of your school. You never know when there might be an emergency, like a sharknado. ...What? It could happen.

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00:00

School safety allah shmoop uh running through the hallways Nothing

00:05

like feeling the wind in your hair while fighting the

00:07

power rules are for these losers not you And hey

00:11

if you trip and fall you're the only one who

00:13

gets hurt No harm no foul right Not so much

00:17

Well here comes peggy sue with her physics project she

00:20

spent all week working on it would be a shame

00:22

if something where that happened Three two one hour Looks

00:26

like peggy sue can kiss all that hard work Goodbye

00:29

But hey rules were still for losers Right And destroying

00:31

peggy soo's future that's not worth losing any sleep over

00:35

But what if next time it's sweet old mrs brown's

00:38

hit Alright newsflash rules aren't just in place to keep

00:40

you safe There there for peggy sue and mrs brown

00:44

and a whole bunch of others were innocent of breaking

00:46

the rules And the next time you think rules are

00:49

for losers well maybe think again because you know the

00:51

biggest loser in school will be after mrs brown breaks

00:54

were hit Ding ding ding that's right you so next

00:57

time you're in your chemistry class and you see these

00:59

labels don't don't do this you know who looks cool

01:02

with no eyebrows No one looks cool with no eyebrows

01:05

Classroom rules exist for a reason So unless you want

01:08

to be the newest radioactive superhero in town while we

01:10

suggest you listen to the label but let's say you

01:13

follow all the rules and the reason you dress up

01:16

as a superhero has nothing to do with exposure to

01:18

radiation You're safe from anything bad that could happen in

01:22

school right Yeah yanks didn't think those were really crying

01:25

in the fetal position isn't going to help you And

01:27

we don't all have that shark nato guy on speed

01:30

dial So what do we do Well no Your school

01:33

safety protocol Figure out where you should go to meet

01:36

with your class Asked the guy on your left And

01:38

how about on the right do they No no Well

01:40

go find out And you got to know where to

01:42

stand Avoid being injured in an earthquake Right Well listen

01:45

california memorize a few phone numbers and know where the

01:48

emergency kit is in your classroom Yeah would be cool

01:51

to be the hero of bandaging people stuff like that

01:54

But we're not guaranteeing it'll keep you safe from everything

01:57

that'll probably help you in a non shark related disaster

02:00

and over fifty percent of disasters are non shark related

02:04

and keep in mind School safety extends beyond the classroom

02:07

if you're backing out of your parking space But you

02:09

just have this and one text and this happens Yeah

02:13

that text probably could've waited so make sure you're looking

02:16

out for your classmates safety as well as your own

02:18

right Sound fair On the bright side most of the

02:20

problems you'll encounter in school will be more like hussein

02:23

bolt over here and less like radioactive sharknado manslaughter Every

02:27

once in a while though you might stumble on a

02:29

bigger issue like this guy Hey if it makes you

02:31

feel better to make this kid's face a picasso painting

02:34

well that's great all those times your parents have called

02:37

you a worthless disappointment Well just keep taking it out

02:40

on others I will show him We'll see where that

02:42

lands you in a few years You have fun Say

02:45

hide above there and let's not forget about this guy

02:47

who thought it'd be cool to bring his dad's gun

02:50

To school yeah that's A cool now huh Look you've

02:53

got enough to worry about passing class getting into college

02:57

staying awake during videos about school safety Yeah alright staying

03:02

safe at school shouldn't be something you need to think

03:04

about you know your school safety rules and as long

03:06

as here not any of these jerks you and your

03:08

classmates are probably doing all right By the way can

03:12

we get that sharknado guy's number We've got a great

03:14

idea for a new movie dolphin kane it's a dolphin 00:03:18.38 --> [endTime] hurricane Yeah all right never mind We owe you

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