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Attention: you are about to receive a vitally important set of coordinates. They will lead you to a pizzeria, where you will find a woman in a long jacket. This message will self destruct in five seconds.

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Transcript

00:13

Addy is having a tough day in class taking selfies putting them on [Addy taking a selfie in a classroom]

00:17

snapchat trying to decide which filter to use dog face or puking rainbow life is

00:23

full of tough decisions she's just about to pick when suddenly Addy's teacher Miss [Addy choosing which filter to use on her snapchat for a selfie]

00:27

Cleaver shouts across the room for Addy to pay attention the puking rainbow

00:31

will have to wait Miss Cleaver is notorious for taking phones reluctantly

00:36

Addy turns her eyes to where Miss Cleaver stands besides an overhead [Annie turning to look at Miss Cleaver at the front of the classroom beside an overhead projector]

00:39

projector give her a break Miss Cleaver is as old as dinosaurs she just never

00:44

got the hang of that newfangled powerpoint thing Addy watches and Miss

00:48

Cleaver projects a map of the neighborhood onto the screen the map [Miss Cleaver projecting an image of a map on the screen]

00:51

shows all the houses the park and the pizzeria she doesn't really like the pizza all

00:56

that much but she does like the chocolate chip cookie pizza her mom [Addy sat at the table with a chocolate chip cookie pizza]

00:59

lets her get if she finishes her dinner Addy screams Miss Cleaver are you listening?

01:04

er yeah mumbles Addy Miss Cleaver says then tell us where the pizzeria is on the map

01:11

Addy's like um to the right like in the corner or something I don't know [Addy telling Miss Cleaver where the pizzeria is on the map]

01:16

just look at your projector thing or whatever Miss Cleaver points out to the

01:20

class how hard it is for Addy to explain exactly where the pizzeria is and

01:24

[Addy sat in her chair picking her nose] not only because Addy wasn't really paying attention Miss Cleaver tells the

01:28

class there's a more efficient way to do things and there's nothing Miss Cleaver

01:31

loves more than efficiency except making her Labradoodle cheddar to show what she [Miss Cleaver with her labradoodle cheddar]

01:36

means miss cleaver whips out a transparency and places it over the map

01:40

then she takes a ruler and draws an x and y axis over the map and she even

01:45

numbers each axis this creates what's called a coordinate system Miss Cleaver [Miss Cleaver drawing a line for the x and y axis on the map]

01:50

shows how easy it is to find the pizzerias exact coordinates she counts

01:54

over two units on the horizontal x-axis until her finger is underneath the [Miss Cleaver counting 2 units with her hand on the x axis]

01:58

pizzeria then she counts up vertically through six units on the y-axis and lands on

02:03

the pizzeria and so says Miss Cleaver this means that the pizzeria is at 2,6. 2 [image of the coordinate system with the pizzeria at coordinates 2, 6]

02:09

on the x-axis and six on the y-axis she asked if anyone has any questions

02:13

Addy raises a hand and asked Miss Cleaver if she preferred dog face or

02:17

puking rainbows oh Addy never change [Miss Cleaver snatching Addy's phone off her]

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