- Hey, what do you know – Boris really is in town to find a rich wife. He’s been kind of wishy-washy picking between Julie and Marya, but Marya is so beaten down and hard to approach that he’s going with Julie.
- Julie is 27, kind of old to be getting married at the time. She’s hideous (but convinced that she’s beautiful) and a total fake. Because she’s rich, lots of guys come to hang out at her house. She thinks this is because she’s so desirable.
- She’s also really emo, acting depressed and talking about death.
- Boris goes with this, writing poetry about death and gloom in her quote book.
- Julie is clearly ready to say yes whenever he gets around to asking her. But even though he is courting her, he finds her repellent.
- Meanwhile, Boris’s mom is putting the screws to him to propose already before somebody else does. He’s not the only man out there willing to sell himself.
- But Boris won’t pull the trigger.
- Finally, Julie gets tired of waiting and goes for the oldest trick in the book: she makes Boris feel jealous by pretending to be with someone else.
- And hey, would you believe it, it works perfectly.
- He proposes, she accepts, and the wedding plans are under way.