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The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman Sex Quotes

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Quote #10

Mrs. Wadman naturally looked down, upon a slit she had been darning up in her apron, in expectation every moment, that my uncle Toby would go on. (9.25.7)

Tristram never misses a chance for a dirty joke. A "slit" in her apron? You might as well just call it a vagina and be done with it.