King John Men and Masculinity Quotes

How we cite our quotes: (Act.Scene.Line)

Quote #4

BASTARD
Madam, I was not old Sir Robert's son.
Sir Robert might have ate his part in me
Upon Good Friday and ne'er broke his fast.
Sir Robert could do well—marry, to confess—
Could… get me? Sir Robert could not do it;
We know his handiwork. Therefore, good mother,
To whom am I beholding for these limbs?
Sir Robert never holp to make this leg. (1.1.240-247)

The Bastard really won't let it rest, will he? Here, he makes the same joke he's been making in the previous quotations. It goes something like this: (a) Sir Robert wasn't much of a man; (a) I am much of a man; (b) therefore, Sir Robert isn't my father, and good riddance to him.

Quote #5

KING PHILIP
What sayst thou, boy? look in the lady's face.
DAUPHIN
I do, my lord; and in her eye I find
A wonder, or a wondrous miracle,
The shadow of myself formed in her eye,
Which, being but the shadow of your son,
Becomes a sun and makes your son a shadow.
I do protest I never loved myself
Till now infixèd I beheld myself
Drawn in the flattering table of her eye. (2.1.517-525)

Louis the Dauphin presents us with another macho stereotype: the macho man as narcissist. When Louis looks in the eyes of Blanche, the woman he has been given an opportunity to marry, he is struck by a beauty he can at first only call a "wonder, or a wondrous miracle." What is it that has so attracted his attention? Why, his own reflection, of course. If this isn't Shakespeare's ultimate joke on excessive macho posturing, we don't know what is. We suspect this line must have gotten a big laugh from its original audience—and it probably still does today.

Quote #6

HUBERT
                                              He shows Arthur a paper.
Read here, young Arthur.[Aside.]How now,
    foolish rheum?
Turning dispiteous torture out of door?
I must be brief, lest resolution drop
Out at mine eyes in tender womanish tears.—
Can you not read it? Is it not fair writ? (4.1.35-40)

Here we see another interesting side of the masculine ideal of toughness: it always defines itself in terms of its opposite, womanliness. Because crying is associated with being feminine, or (in his words) "womanish," Hubert feels like less of a man when tears start flowing from his eyes. Of course, this is probably a good thing—if being a man means following through on his orders and heartlessly blinding and murdering an innocent child.