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Jason's Conversations

Jason's Conversations

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Jason

I really wish Medea would stop calling and hanging up.

Medea

That's not me.

Jason

Then why does your name pop up on my smart phone?

Medea

Confound these modern innovations!

Jason

Just stop calling, okay?

Medea

I'm just hoping that Mermeros or Pheres will answer.

Jason

They don't want to talk to you.

Medea

I'm their mother!

Jason

Aaaaand you killed them.

Medea

Nobody's perfect.

Jason

Was it really necessary for me to die by being cracked on the head by a rotting piece of the Argo?

Fates

We like irony.

Medea

likes this.

Jason

Argonaut reunion party tomorrow night on the bone-white sands of my Elysium beach house.

Castor

Can't wait.

Atalanta

Cool beans.

Orpheus

Bringing my lyre—of course.

Argus

Looking forward to seeing the old crew.

Calaïs

Sweet.

Zetes

Awesome.

Heracles

Headed down from Olympus.

Pan

See you guys there!

Jason

Wait a second. You weren't an Argonaut.

Pan

What can I say? I love a party.

Glauce

Love you, baby!

Jason

Love you, snooky.

Glauce

Can't wait till you get home.

Jason

Oh yeah?

Glauce

I've got a special surprise for you.

Glauce

You're talking to us about acting shamefully?

Glauce

Children who you killed.

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