Insane work ethic. In fact, this is always a good thing to have.

Day-glo shoes. Or possibly no shoes. We're not here to judge.

Running shorts. Tiny ones. No, tinier than that. Shorts…that are almost just a belt.

Hammers, poles, javelins, discuses…a wide array of Medieval weaponry for you to hurl down the field.

Sunscreen. You'll be out in the sun for a while, and skin cancer is a thing.