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Description:

Decimate those projects, Shmoopers.

Language:
English Language

Transcript

00:00

<<Opens with words (at right) on black screen>>

00:15

Hey there, Shmooper.

00:17

We’re pretty friendly as long as we’re in a good mood…

00:20

But… you don’t want to get on our bad side.

00:23

There are two things we just can’t stand…

00:27

…thieves and cheaters.

00:28

We work hard to bring you the best study guides and test prep materials on the web…

00:33

…the last thing we want is for that material to be used for unscrupulous reasons.

00:38

We’d also be horrified to discover that you’re passing along test answers to a friend…

00:43

…so that he can spend less time cramming for an exam, and more time…

00:48

…cramming nachos into his face. It just isn’t fair to those who are… playing

00:53

fair. We’re out to protect the honest people.

00:57

So we can’t let it slide. If you can’t follow the rules… we’re going to throw

01:00

down the hammer. Fortunately for us, we have some safeguards

01:04

in place.

01:05

Not so fortunately for any would-be thieves or cheaters out there.

01:09

Any test you take on Shmoop is individually-generated…

01:12

…in other words, it is formed from a larger pool of problems, created specifically for

01:19

you. So while the answer to Problem 15 might be

01:23

“C” for you…

01:24

…it might be “B” for your friend, the nacho-lover.

01:27

And if you’re considering copying and pasting Shmoop-text elsewhere…

01:31

…we’d advise against that, too.

01:34

Our content doesn’t show up exactly the same each time our site is accessed.

01:40

It might be a word bolded here and unbolded there…

01:44

…or something appearing in a slightly different font…

01:48

…so if it shows up pasted on a cheating website, we’ll know exactly who put it there.

01:54

The point being that… we’re one step ahead of any prospective cyber-criminals out there.

02:00

If you plagiarize… a lawsuit may materialize… Big Brother is alive and well, and thriving

02:08

in this new world of technology…

02:10

And it’s true… we’ll stop at nothing to punish the guilty…

02:17

If you are caught cheating…

02:18

…we will notify your teacher and principal…

02:21

…and that transgression is going on your permanent record.

02:26

You’ll be lucky if you aren’t forced to wear a scarlet “P” around all day.

02:31

That said… we know you’re not thinking of doing anything devious.

02:36

So, as long as you’re planning on walking the straight and narrow…

02:40

…you have nothing whatsoever to worry about. Happy Shmooping!

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