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Thor's Conversations

Thor's Conversations

Wall

Sif

Come home early tonight, babycakes. I ordered an ox feast for you.

Thor

Oh, heck yes.

Magni

Dad, remember that time when you ate eight salmon, a whole ox, and barrel of ale? SWEEET.

Thor

I do indeed. Good times.

Magni

I WANT MY OWN CHARIOT.

Thor

Son, you are too young.

Magni

Am not.

Thor

Are too.

Magni

And who was it that saved your life when a Giant’s leg almost crushed you to death?

Thor

Oh, all right. I’ll talk to your mother about getting you a chariot.

Jarnsaxa

Absolutely not.

Jormungand

I’m going to pulverize you.

Thor

We’ll see about that.

Jormungand

Yes, we will. In T minus 10 days. Ragnarok. Be there or be a scared little shrimp.

Thor

I hate you. Get off my wall.

Loki

You make a pretty woman.

Thor

Hey, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. 

Loki

You and the frosty green giant would make a nice couple.  I think I snapped a pic of you two on your wedding day.

Thor

Oh that's great.  Feel free to post it.  But just know I have a pic of you and Svaldifari.

Loki

Ooooh, I'm so scared! I care so much about what the Aesir gods think of me. Not.

Frey

Dude, I loved your movie.

Thor

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