Hermes (Mercury)'s Conversations
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Hey everyone, DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.
Rough day at work?

Having a jam session with Apollo tonight.

HERMES! WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN iPHONE IF YOU NEVER RETURN MY TEXTS?

Lost his winged sandal. Again.
Where was the last place you remember seeing it?
Why don't we ask Hephaestus to make you some new ones?
Whoopsies. I might have borrowed them.
Sorry, Dad. There was this really rad costume party last night, so I borrowed your sandals. But I may have lost one while skinny-dipping with the nymphs.

I've been texting you for hours. WHERE ARE YOU?

Ever notice that your name sounds like a disease?
Rough day at work?