Hephaestus (Vulcan)'s Conversations
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How's that new chariot coming?
Can you speed it up? The world's kind of dark without the sun being drawn across the sky.

It's not my fault you let Phaeton drive the thing. A sun-chariot is not a toy for children.
Like I really need reminding. You seriously are a tool.
Wait... what?!
Yeah, well it looks like Ares is taking over one of your jobs as a husband.
Like I said, hurry up with my chariot.

There's more hammering in my head than in the forge today. Do not go out with Dionysus on a work night.

Just forged the most marvelous sword.

Why would you craft a girdle that makes everybody attracted to me, and then get mad when everybody is attracted to me?

Whatevs, I'm surprised anyone is attracted to a girdle anyway. I mean... a girdle? Who wears girdles?

Hey, you think you can whip up a fresh batch of arrows for me?
Almost done.