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Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG

Don't worry, theater-goers. This play isn't going to make you clutch your pearls, Salome-style. Although Harry Potter and the Cursed Child deals with complex adult themes, sexuality ain't one of them. And even though Harry's parents get murdered—again—this play keeps the gore to a minimum.

We only give it a PG here because Albus, while Transfigured into Ron, kisses Hermione about five hundred times…which is about five hundred times too many to be kissing your aunt on the lips. Ew.