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Argus's Conversations

Argus's Conversations

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Argus

This all-seeing thing is kind of tiresome sometimes.

Hermes

Want me to come put you to sleep again?

Argus

I think I'll pass.

Hermes

What? You don't want to rest all those pretty eyes of yours?

Argus

Sure, but I'd rather not have my head chopped off again.

Hermes

Man, you try to help a guy out...

Argus

I'm currently looking for work as a cowboy.

Io

Yeah, because you did such a good job watching over me when I was a cow.

Argus

Everybody deserves a second chance.

Echidna

I'm sick of hearing you complain all the time about having your head chopped off while you were asleep. You did the same thing to me!

Argus

You were eating people!

Echidna

It's a free country.

Argus

Not that free.

Io

For the record, I'm glad you got your head chopped off.

Argus

Kind of harsh, don't ya think?

Io

You made me a prisoner.

Argus

I was just doing what Hera told me to.

Io

You are not excused for listening to that horrible goddess.

Argus

You did sleep with her husband.

Io

How could I say no to Zeus?!

Zeus

She's right. I'm a real charmer.

Hera

I want a divorce.

Argus

I've a got a guest spot coming up on the Life is Strife! talk show. Everybody tune in.

Hera

You'd better watch out, my loyal servant. Eris is a tough host.

Eris

Oh, I'm not that bad.

Hera

We'll see.

Echidna

I for one, can't wait for your appearance.

Argus

What's that supposed to mean?

Argus

I wish Io would stop hating me. Wasn't her life worse after Hermes killed me? I mean, she had to wander the earth aimlessly while being stung by a gadfly.

Io

That gadfly was awful...

Argus

See, we ought to be friends!

Io

I still hate you.

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