Street Musician, Salary: $0 

Your first gig in Central Park (that you set up) is threatened to be a rain out. The heck with that you say, as you grab a mic and start belting out a song. Too bad you skipped the part in school about what happens when you mix lightening, water, and electricity. At least you were HOT while it lasted.

Local Band, Salary: $5,000 

You get a major music label interested in your band and invite them to your big debut at a local rock club. Too bad you put the wrong date on the invitations.

Professional Musician, Salary: $20,000 

You and your band get nominated for a major music award. You've finally made it—too bad you can't afford to give up your shift at McDonalds in order to attend the award show.

Veteran Musician, Salary: $50,000 

Your record is a major hit and is picked up by Spotify and other music services. The revenue is only a fraction of what this kind of success would have granted you thirty years ago, but hey, it's a living.

Rock Superstar, Salary: $10,000,000+ 

You are a major rockstar. Your concerts sell out in under fifteen minutes. You're rolling in the money and live a life of luxury with fast cars, the adoration of millions, mansions, and everything your heart desires. Life is good.