For the rest of us, a single sit-up would be a glorious undertaking. (Source)

If you win the Olympics, you're America's sweetheart. Plus you get the nifty medal as a keepsake.

If you win, the entire nation will love you. You'll be a hero. Millions of little kids will want to sign up for gymnastics lessons the very next day so they can be just like you.

It's truly a glorious undertaking.

Of course, if you lose, nobody's really going to care that you can do one and a half twisting-Kovaks in a row.

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