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The Goose Girl Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

G

If you're looking for Ani and Geric to get hot and heavy between the pages, keep looking. There's nothing so juicy as a kiss until the very end, and that's all the juice we get. Sure Selia and Ungolad play tonsil hockey a couple times, but even they don't get beyond first base. This story is pretty tame, which makes sense since it's based off a fairy tale.