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Absurdity Quotes in Pyongyang

How we cite our quotes: (Chapter.Panel)

Quote #1

Despite his death (1912-1994) [Kim Il-Sung] is still president. (1.27)

This is our first introduction to the sheer absurdity of North Korean politics. A man can be president after death? Sure, we’ll admit that most dead people we know could govern better than 90% of our politicians—but we still don’t go around electing them to office (well, most of the time, anyway).

Quote #2

Foreign admirers of the Kim regime will soon be able to watch the Dear Leader’s heroic exploits in high-definition splendor with Dolby surround sound. [...] An obvious priority for a country getting the most aid in the world! (2.14, 2.16)

Here we see where some of North Korea’s money goes: into upgrading their broadcast technology to HD. But (dare we ask): if no one has a TV, what’s the point? What does this say about North Korea’s priorities?

Quote #3

“Oh, look, a guy walking backwards.” (2.17)

Guy (upper-case G) hasn’t been in North Korea long, but he’s been there long enough that a man walking backwards seems like the most normal thing he’s seen in a while.