R
A guy gets his eyes plucked out? Say no more. We could make the case for PG-13, since so much of it's just prophecy—all talk and no action. But there's action too, and it's pretty bloody. We see slaughtered pilgrims at the bottom of a pit, the King's sons murdered in front of him, and destruction on an epic scale: all the nations in the Middle East get it. There are no drugs to speak of except for wine and the sex is mainly metaphorical. But the violence wins Jeremiah an R.