- A month after returning from Amsterdam, Hazel goes over to Augustus's house and discovers that he's wet him himself in the middle of the night.
- Augustus is totally embarrassed when he wakes up and realizes that Hazel was there to witness it all.
- He confides in her that he had always hoped that he would have an exciting life and a special obituary.
- Hazel tells him that she wants him to write an obituary for her.