We have changed our privacy policy. In addition, we use cookies on our website for various purposes. By continuing on our website, you consent to our use of cookies. You can learn about our practices by reading our privacy policy.

Artemis Fowl Steaminess Rating

Exactly how steamy is this story?

PG 

Artemis is twelve and a genius, so his interest in s-e-x is pretty much limited to being confused about girls, and then confused about why he's confused. He notes that Holly is pretty "in a pointy sort of way" (4.90), but that's as steamy as it gets. We bumped it up to PG, though, since the book packs a fair amount of heat—it's just in the form of violence instead of kisses.