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slay
strike true and victorious
cap
a falsehood spun with ease
basic
plain as bread without spice
ghost
depart unseen like fog
suspect
marked with suspicion's stain
cancelled
cast out from favour
lowkey
hidden from the watchful eye
big mood
a humour most grand
fam
my chosen kin
slaps
soundeth most pleasing
karen
a dame of constant complaint
vaxxed
shielded 'gainst the pestilence
yolo
thou livest but once
period
thus it stands, no more said
trending
talked of far and wide
on fleek
shaped with perfect measure
goat
the greatest of all players
ratioed
outnumbered in jesters’ court
friend zone
banished to brotherhood's realm
pov
from thine own eyes
deadass
in sooth, most earnest
secure the bag
claimeth the coin
shook
struck dumb with surprise
thirsty
desperate as parched soil
af
beyond all reckoning
lit
ablaze with excitement
adulting
bearing the yoke of duties
catch feelings
fall prey to Cupid's arrow
wildin'
behaving without reason
main squeeze
my dearest paramour
iconic
worthy of bard's song
glitch
a blunder in the works
breadwinner
one who bringeth home the feast
sus af
most suspicious beyond measure
filter
veil over visage
clickbait
bait for the foolish eye
salty
full of bitter humours
bread
coin and sustenance
mood
my present disposition
savage
a fierce knave
highkey
proclaimed from the rooftops
hypebeast
one who chaseth fashion's folly
triggered
roused to wrath
grind
labour without end
ship
fancy a match 'twixt lovers
flex
displayeth pride most boldly
clapback
a retort sharp as a blade
woke
wise to the world's ills
soft launch
a gentle unveiling
side hustle
a craft worked in secret
irl
in the realm of flesh
simp
a fool for affection
slay queen
a regal conqueress
ratio
the balance of voices 'gainst thee
receipts
proof writ upon parchment
stan account
scroll of undying loyalty
no cap
truth sworn without jest
hard launch
a grand reveal
squad
a merry band of comrades
hot take
an opinion ablaze
bet
aye, 'tis agreed
sus
most suspicious indeed
stan hard
worship with fevered zeal
shade
a sly insult cloaked in words
stream
let flow the performance
cancel culture
the public's wrathful banishment
snatched
seized with utmost perfection
manifest
call fate to thy bidding
boss move
a stroke of cunning power
viral
spread like the plague
yeet
hurl with great force
fire
hot as dragon's breath
cringe
worthy of grimace and wince
stan
a most loyal subject
quarantine
sequestered from the masses
shade room
the court of whispered slanders
plug
purveyor of secret wares
thicc
shapely and ample
ghosted
vanished like a specter
bop
a merry tune most catching
main character
hero of this tale
level up
ascend to higher feats
npc
a player of no importance
hit different
striketh anew and strange
real one
a true and steadfast soul
vibe check
measure one’s humours
glow up
transformed most wondrous fair
dms
missives most private
finesse
handle with cunning grace
lewk
an attire most bold
vibe
the humours of the air
tea
tales of scandal and intrigue
extra
full of unneeded flourish
keyboard warrior
a knight of quarrels virtual
dragged
laid low with insults
drip
garments fine and dashing
main
my champion of choice
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